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phi phi is like goldfish crackers, orange on the outside and hollow on the inside

Funny, you forgot to add and everybody loves them.

The snack that smiles fires back.

(Source: kyungfucker)

Courtney Act with pink hair reminds me of Jan Crouch..


Michael Jackson is dead and he released his next album before Azealia Banks.

(via hartzprod)

And not a single sound was made by the audience as Lena Dunham flashed on the screen…

I just came in my pants when I saw Daley on The Tonight Show.