December 2009
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I feel like you’re asking me what color my panties are
– Jasmine after I asked her what nail polish she was wearing
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Ride 'em cowgirl!
Tonjes: omg. i love the bbc
Me: big black cock, you would.
Tonjes: nom
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Watching 'Short Circuit 2'
Mom: oh jeez this movie is 300 years old.
Me: It's from the 80's!
Mom: Same thing.
Me: I'm from the 80's!
Mom: Same thing, pretty much everything from the 80's doesn't make sense.
I want to choke a bitch, hold my fucking earrings.
– Jasmine
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