“I feel like you’re asking me what color my panties are” —Jasmine after I asked her what nail polish she was wearing
Ride 'em cowgirl!
- Tonjes: omg. i love the bbc
- Me: big black cock, you would.
- Tonjes: nom
Watching 'Short Circuit 2'
- Mom: oh jeez this movie is 300 years old.
- Me: It's from the 80's!
- Mom: Same thing.
- Me: I'm from the 80's!
- Mom: Same thing, pretty much everything from the 80's doesn't make sense.
“I want to choke a bitch, hold my fucking earrings.” —Jasmine