Bend & Snap! Crackle! Pop!: Archive

Hi, I live in Brooklyn now.

Want to come help me paint? ;) No, not you. You’re a creep. But YOU can come, I always had a thing for boys who can make themselves look like Falkor.

Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

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when you find out that the person next to you...

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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It’s Christmas, bitches! This is my...

Dec 25th

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Oh joy, it's Christmas.

I can’t wait for all the mass text messages to start rolling in from people I never hear from unless it’s a holiday…

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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It's always funny

to open tumblr and see someone you follow reblog a video of your friend rimming his bf. Funnier that you know they recorded it in a hotel room while they’re on tour (professional figure skaters). Even funnier to say that you randomly ran into it one night while having your own special alone time, and had to send him a text going “ha, I just saw….” That just happens to...

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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picklesurprise asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo
This song made me think of you, for some reason (I know I'm talking to you as if I know you but I've no clue how to address you otherwise!). It's come into the charts in the UK but it's been around a bit longer, I'd completely forgotten about it until now, put it on and you just popped into my head.
To turn it into a...

Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Time For Plan B

I ordered something on the 6th of December. I finally got an email today saying: We’re sorry to inform you that we will be unable to fill your order for (what I ordered/can’t say because it’s for my sister and she reads this). If you ordered anything else we will ship the rest of your order immediately. Let us know if you want to cancel the (item) order, or if you would like it...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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I just ate a banana.

It was delicious.

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Dec 17th

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“I actually much muCH MUCH prefer giving.”

– Brooke (she’s talking about Christmas gifts, or is she?)

Dec 17th

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No babies on board.

Me: It has a chemical that can cause birth defects. It says so on the label
Suzy: What, really?
Me: It says "Warning: this product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm."
Suzy: Oh, so I should only use it when I'm in NY, or just outside of California. Ok.

Dec 17th

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