Dear homosexual males,
If you’re on a website ONLY looking for friends why: are you shirtless? is every photo of either your cock, ass, or a mixture of the two? are all of your sexual preferences listed? any combination of the 3 things listed above. Because I don’t know about you but, when I look for a friend I totally judge it all based on how ‘worked out’ you are, if you’re a...
Suzy: What are you up to?
Me: Watching Olympics
Suzy: Which sport
Me: Ski cross
Suzy: I have yet to watch any yet, did they do gymnastics already
Me: Haha its Winter Olympics there are no gymnastics... the only gymnastics are when people fall then do flips and rolls down the hill
I'm giving up lent for lent.
I can do without it.
When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a...– Noxeema Jackson
I wanna be a tranny for a night, and remember it!– Nick
Why did I ask? Do I even want to know?
Me: why aren't you out partying?
Andrew: I bought pickles.
…and the book i have to read is called ‘thinking about women’,...– A girl I know