May 2010
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when you dip, I dip, we dip. →
I’m feeling nice today. so I think I will answer some questions.
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“If you can’t spell faggot, I don’t really think you’re allowed...”
– Todd
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I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck... →
ask away.
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THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION WAS YELLED!!
Lady #1: watch my stuff i'm going to the bathroom.
Lady #2: ok
(lady 1 leaves and returns)
Lady #2: here can you watch my stuff so I can go to the bathroom? Give me a hug, I love you.
Lady #1: god bless you.
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What's your point?
Jeff: You're weird.
Me: Weird works for me, what's your excuse?
Jeff: ...
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“a guy with a belly ring is hitting on me.. am I being punked?”
– Me
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Slippery when wet.
Jeff: Makes me laugh, then throw up.
Me: You would, bitch. But considering you're doing things lately that don't involve work... I'm worried.
Jeff: It's summer! I still threw on my bitch boots at 430 this morning for work.
Me: are they cute?
Jeff: Duh you're talking to me.
Me: That's why I had to ask... You're questionable.
Jeff: I am NOT questionable when it comes to fashion!
Me: That's what you think.
Jeff: When you see my fashion your fuckin' dick drips! Don't even go there!!!
One beer...
Joshsource: I'm buzzed
Me: I'm not
(Kenny laughs)
Joshsource: here we are giggling and you're as bitchy as ever. (meaning me)
Your face is gross.
Jasmine: my face feels gross.
Me: did you just say your face smells gross
Jasmine: no I said it feels gross.
Me: oh... It probably smells gross too.
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