August 2010
37 posts
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saintgermain-xo asked: GDIAF ... Because? :/
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I'm watching Glitter.
no shame.
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Is it lonely up there?
Up there on your pedestal…
Just because I give you a compliment does not mean I want to have sex with you. Calm the fuck down.
cassielynnex asked: sorry if this was already answered in a video or another question!
but how did you get $350 of MAC for free? Is that what happens when you work there or what?
but how did you get $350 of MAC for free? Is that what happens when you work there or what?
leslielovebug asked: What is a meat popsicle?
frau-natalia asked: How and when did you get into make-up and what is the first product you bought?
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“No sour grapes, you could have guys falling all over you too. Go to India,...”
– Nigel (The Nanny)
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Holy mother of...
Jeff: I'm reading the Bible.
Me: And how's that going?
Jeff: Good so far, Halle Berry looks amazing on the cover.
Me: Oooooh, THAT Bible!
leslielovebug asked: What is you ethnicity?
Anonymous asked: have you ever been attracted to a girl?
allofthe-glamour asked: Do you love GaGa? I don't know why, but I keep asking this question to everyone with a strong personnality. And since GaGa is quite a makeup freak + extremely defending the gay community, I thought it would be interesting to ask you, too. (Btw you're my favorite makeup artist like... ever)
Anonymous asked: how tall are you?
Anonymous asked: are you a virgin?
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Runs in the family..
My mom just liked “I’m sick of people getting ‘offended’ by what I say, put on your big girl panties & deal with it!” on facebook.
Yup. Now you know where I get it from.
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Anonymous asked: wanna follow me?
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What's new?
Todd: Hey slut.
Me: I've been called worse by far better looking people...
Todd: My my, aren't we cunty today.
Me: Always
Todd: Love you too.
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“Mark doesn’t want you because you’re mean and evil. He wants me...”
– Robin (Once Bitten)
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Eight. Twelve. Eight. Nine. B-Day.
(via leothegreat)
Happy “day you broke your mothers vagina” day!
Or…
Happy “day your mother got that scar on her belly because you were stubborn and even then didn’t like the idea of vagina” day!
Either way I hope you have had, and continue to have a great day!
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cute boys...
let’s date.
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Anonymous asked: dude
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Time flies when you're...
Ever look something up then check the time & realize you just spent hours reading information that branched off of the original search?!
I was doing research on Pharaohs because I wanted to see photos of the different crowns and headdresses worn so I could make one. After reading one page about the Khepresh I then went on to read about Hedjets, Deshrets, Pschents, & Nemes’. All...
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My Mom Loves The Gays
Mom: There is a white party going on Saturday [at a gay club], can you get in even if you don't wear white?
Me: Yeah you can, but most people do since that's the whole idea. You just get in for free if you wear all white.
Mom: Okay!
Me: I was supposed to go in drag but I think I'm staying home.
Mom: That would have been fun!
Me: Why do you know someone who is going?
Mom: I'm going with friends [and my boyfriend] to drink and dance.
Josh: Oh, I see.
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Lesbian? Heh cool, can I join?
Ever notice how the protesters at gay events never have signs strictly against lesbians?
Like they do signs with silhouettes of dudes fuckin’, and how gay = bestiality, but never silhouettes of lesbians scissoring, or talkin’ about girls giving the shocker to one another… Oh wait it’s because they only hate fags that are male, silly me! They love the lesbian porn though. I...
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Woodwinds..
Me: Wow it's quiet here. Wait!... It's because everyone went outside to smoke.
Alex: Do you smoke?
Me: No.... Only pole, 'cause I'm a homo like that.
Alex: That was priceless
