January 2011
50 posts
acidarmor asked: so like, if you're who I think you are, then I think I followed one of your tuts for Halloween make-up. something to do with zips under the eyes? if it's not you, sorry~

anyways, hiya!
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: your mom must cry every night.
Jan 31st
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Okay. About Black Swan. I liked it, but didn't...
acidarmor: It’s not even that great. Fo’real. I think if she’d worn a mask of some kind, complete with feathers, or even if they’d done the wings/feathers differently (like, is her face meant to look like a swan’s or something?) then I reckon it would’ve looked better. Pointless blog post, or most profound blog post ever? If I get one more request to do Black Swan makeup I will kick someone...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Anonymous asked: you are fucking crazy. you must hate yourself so much. you're not smart, you're not good, and you're not admirable. so why don't you get the fuck over your pathetic, broken self and see a shrink already?
Jan 30th
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vintageglamour asked: Why are you so ill tempered about Buffy. I don't like the show either but, dear Lord. You always say on Youtube that if you don't like, don't watch. You've also said that you don't leave rude comments on videos you don't like. If you don't Buffy, why do you watch? Why are you insulting the actors and directors work on the internet when it contradicts what...
Jan 30th
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I watched 3 episodes back to back...
It’s fucking stupid! Looks like something we made in 5th grade drama class. The end.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Know my biggest issue with Buffy?
 Allllll of the vampires could just go to the next state. She’s in high school! She’s not travelling worldwide to kill them. Just the ones that show up at her mall…..
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Anonymous asked: Josh, do you vogue?
Jan 29th
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deruderu asked: http://www.redbubble.com/people/zugart/t-shirts/6113607-1-trannysaurus-rex

I know, it's not a question, but I figured you would greatly appreciate this. XD
Jan 29th
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Those who are easily offended...
Are usually those who are guilty. Most of the time. Just because you delete your reblog doesn’t mean I can’t see what you said on my dash. :)
Jan 27th
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myneosoulchild-deactivated20120 asked: So, are you dissing God and Christians or what?
Jan 27th
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Why do (most) Christians always say they're "just...
Is he too lazy to do it himself? Sit the fuck down.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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majesticmeowmeowkittykitty asked: Are you actually from the midwest? If so, what state? :D
Jan 26th
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lostmymojo asked: Not to sound like an ass, but when you dress in drag do you speak differently? Do you make your voice higher or anything? Just wondering! Keep on with your general awesomeness.
Jan 25th
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budzing asked: Man you're so awesome that if there was a type of food or liquid made of awesome and win, it'd be called Josh. So people would be like, "I'm sippin' on Josh", or, "I need a bite of Josh."
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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“He asked if I was horny, I said not anymore.”
– This bitch right here.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Mariah in the making...
Me: Yeison gets sassy when he has 4loko
Yeison: Yeah I do
Me: He turns into a diva
Guillaume: So he sings?!
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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"hey sup man this is silk in hopes that we can get...
I’d rather just be used for sex….
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Snow Storm
(It's snowing hella hard while trying to hail a cab. We finally get one..)
Me: OMFG it's still snowing in here!!
Yeison: Because your window is down
Me: Oh.. Okay...
Jan 21st
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I'm 26 now.
time to go do shots.
Jan 20th
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'cause you feel like paradise, and I need a...
My mix for tomorrow is done! Now I need to figure out what to wear….
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Spiceworld
Andrew: Its so funny that's supposed to be a bus
Me: that's what my tour bus looks like.
Andrew: Why do you have a tour bus?
Me: For touring....
Jan 18th
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Bedstuyallday
Him: Whaddap yo? 5'10", 155lbs, smooth body hairy legs, 9" cut curved left, 32yo, dd free. In your hood. Wanna get up?
Me: All that and no photo? Promising... I'll continue to sit, thanks.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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vintageglamour asked: Do you love Jesus?
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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sheneaquaaa asked: so i noticed you like Daft Punk.
that adds to my love for you!

in the non creepy creeper way(:
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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The Drunk Boy vs. Me
Miles: I love you so much it hurts
Me: I hope it bleeds.
Jan 12th
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Oh you silly messican!
Homeless Man: Do you have any spare change so I can make a phone call
Yeison (as we're walking away): Who doesn't have a cell phone these days?!
Jan 12th
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Really?
If you’re trying to talk to me online, is it too much to ask that you spell things correctly? Was just sent a message and normally I would just delete it, but I had to respond. People have to learn somehow, right? Him: Your adarable shawty Me: It’s “you’re” since you meant “you are”, I’m going to guess you meant adorable, and I’m not a ...
Jan 11th
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I Love Haa'h
As she was heading out to meet someone...
Risa: Okay, bye!
Me: Oh... I'm probably going to Greenhouse tonight.
Risa: Nooooo, don't tell me that.
Me: I'll also be in drag.
Risa: Okay, let me put lashes in my bag just in case.
Jan 9th
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Jan 4th
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Hi my name is blah-de-blah, do you like...
Jan 4th
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