January 2012
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Top 10 ways to not be original on New Years Eve:...
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December 2011
86 posts
sweetfuckingchrist asked: You seem pretty ass hungry! lol.
Wants & Needs
nerdfestmidwest:
- A new apartment.
- To double my income.
- A new boyfriend.
- To figure out what I’m wearing to the RPDR Premiere on the 24th.
- Cheese fries.
Progress…
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pinkycubes asked: I know you must be really busy with everything that you're doing but do you think that you'll post a new video soon? I'm a really big fan and I love your stuff. Just curious.
calloutqueen asked: I left all my falsies in Chicago :(
Top 10 ways for me to ignore you on Grindr:
mention the word “Petrilude”
What even??
imnotheretomakefriends:
THIS GUY FROM 5awesomegays FAME MAKES OUT WITH THE FLOOR MANAGER ON NY INK NEXT WEEK.
Hahah Hartz, you and Robear. The things you do for your job…
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All of my likes are drag queens, makeup, and...
I’m going to start reblogging a lot of drag queens, makeup, and hard-core gay porn..
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Messages to Misty Maven
the last six were all sent in under two minutes…
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collider66 asked: I love your jizz lip video, you are so funny and you don't even try. Fuck those haters!
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Facebook Messages to Misty Maven
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Wants & Needs
- A new apartment.
- To double my income.
- A boyfriend.
- To figure out what I’m wearing to the RPDR Premiere on the 24th.
- Cheese fries.
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Mom's house for Christmas.
Seeing family I haven’t seen in a while.
Endless amounts of food that I don’t have to cook.
Being lazy and doing nothing, aka relaxing my old lady bones.
Playing video games from morning till night.
Presents.
= Best vacation.
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